Today I was talking to a customer who was working from home and while we were waiting for her laptop to load we talked about her bird that was screeching in the background. I don’t remember how we got on the topic, but she mentioned that she had a scar on her leg that was caused by a tiger. She thought it made for a good line, but there wasn’t much of a story, a baby tiger she was handling flexed his claws and did the damage. I told her it certainly beat my “bit by an emu” story which is not only a boring story, but pretty lame. This is an emu:
They have necks like a snake so you’re not sure where they’re going to strike until it’s too late. Snap!