April 2009

Monthly Archives

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3	“I drink when I have occasion, and sometimes when I have no occasion.” Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra 2009-04-03 00:12:36 The Thousand Yard Stare “I desire no future that will break the ties of the past” George Eliot 2009-04-03 21:30:16 The Thousand Yard Stare
4	“It's just like Magic's or Sugar Ray's or Michael Jordan's. It's this cute, gorgeous smile, but then you push any of them too far and watch out -- an animal's released.” Sue Wicks 2009-04-04 13:19:41 The Thousand Yard Stare “If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties. How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck.” Linda Ellerbee 2009-04-04 13:33:31 The Thousand Yard Stare
5	“Life, like poker, has an element of risk. It shouldn't be avoided. It should be faced.” Edward Norton 2009-04-05 09:35:11 The Thousand Yard Stare “Back yards are being transformed into luxurious extensions of the house. They're the new favorite room to relax, entertain, and cook. And the heart and soul of the backyard resort area is the concrete patio.” Jim Peterson 2009-04-05 14:44:43 The Thousand Yard Stare “In the spring, at the end of the day, you should smell like dirt.” Margaret Atwood 2009-04-05 16:15:37 The Thousand Yard Stare "Baby did a bad,bad thing" Chris Isaak 2009-04-05 23:24:59 The Thousand Yard Stare
6	“It feels like the only things left in south Louisiana are snakes and alligators. Houston is positioned for a boom.” John Olson 2009-04-06 22:55:55 The Thousand Yard Stare
7	“it was a woman who drove me to drink, come to think of it I never did hang around to thank her for that" Dean Martin 2009-04-07 18:52:24 The Thousand Yard Stare “It is better to be rich and healthy than poor and sick” Dave Barry 2009-04-07 20:57:09 The Thousand Yard Stare “Even silence speaks” Hausa Proverb 2009-04-07 22:08:52 The Thousand Yard Stare
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9	“In nine lifetimes, you'll never know as much about your cat as your cat knows about you.” Michel de Montaigne 2009-04-09 14:04:40 The Thousand Yard Stare “You know, I had a great aunt once who said if you stare at a beautiful woman too long, you turn to stone. She was partially right.” Unknown 2009-04-09 23:52:58 The Thousand Yard Stare
10	“The movie medium will eventually take its place as art because there is no other medium of interest to so many people” Irving Thalberg 2009-04-10 15:28:37 The Thousand Yard Stare “Sorrow is the mere rust of the soul. Activity will cleanse and brighten it.” Samuel Johnson 2009-04-10 18:36:07 The Thousand Yard Stare
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14	“A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap.” Mitch Hedberg 2009-04-14 18:22:41 The Thousand Yard Stare
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16	“Do you have any problems, other than that you're unemployed, a moron, and a dork?” John McEnroe 2009-04-16 11:14:01 The Thousand Yard Stare "Never underestimate the power of a snappy quote" Sam Singer 2009-04-16 20:56:08 The Thousand Yard Stare “Sometimes I lie awake at night, and ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.'” Charles M. Schulz 2009-04-16 23:58:05 The Thousand Yard Stare
17	“Supermarket automatic doors open for me; therefore, I am.” Craig Bruce 2009-04-17 23:59:35 The Thousand Yard Stare
18	“The more we do, the more we can do; the more busy we are the more leisure we have” William Hazlitt 2009-04-18 13:39:44 The Thousand Yard Stare “Some of the bands cancelled because of the rain, so we were able to work it out so all the bands who wanted to perform were still able to.” Catey Mark 2009-04-18 21:29:02 The Thousand Yard Stare
19	“Who always only dreams of luck shouldn’t be surprised if he oversleeps it.” Ernst Deutsch 2009-04-19 12:49:37 The Thousand Yard Stare
20	“I may attempt a novel. I think that no matter what you write, it requires being honest with oneself, and you have to pull yourself out of the whirlwind of daily life.” Iris Chang 2009-04-20 21:04:21 The Thousand Yard Stare "No interesting quote here folks" Me 2009-04-20 21:20:02 The Thousand Yard Stare
21	“With the flat tax, we're all on a level playing field, just as it should be in the United States of America” Dan Quayle 2009-04-21 18:56:36 The Thousand Yard Stare
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24	“Be a fish swimming against the current, and be a tree swaying against the breeze.” Random 2009-04-24 15:52:38 The Thousand Yard Stare “Experience is what causes a person to make new mistakes instead of old ones.” Random 2009-04-24 22:08:29 The Thousand Yard Stare
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26	“I wants to make your flesh creep.” Charles Dickens 2009-04-26 16:30:20 The Thousand Yard Stare “In good times, people want to advertise; in bad times, they have to.” Bruce Barton 2009-04-26 16:51:09 The Thousand Yard Stare
27	“Nothing can add more power to your life than concentrating all your energies on a limited set of targets.” Nido Qubein 2009-04-27 20:59:28 The Thousand Yard Stare
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29	"...Penis or baking!" Andrea Grimes 2009-04-29 01:27:38 The Thousand Yard Stare “I would guess it was spur of the moment.” Steve Ryan 2009-04-29 17:18:14 The Thousand Yard Stare “Nothing in the universe can travel at the speed of light, they say, forgetful of the shadow's speed.” Howard Nemerov 2009-04-29 22:56:06 The Thousand Yard Stare
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