May 2009

Monthly Archives

1	“A speaker who does not strike oil in ten minutes should stop boring” Random 2009-05-01 20:02:11 The Thousand Yard Stare “When you sell a man a book, you don't sell him 12 ounces of paper and ink and glue - you sell him a whole new life.” Christopher Morley 2009-05-01 21:14:00 The Thousand Yard Stare
2	“Experience is what allows us to repeat our mistakes, only with more finesse!” Random 2009-05-02 11:53:38 The Thousand Yard Stare “Never mistake motion for action.” Ernest Hemingway 2009-05-02 12:21:17 The Thousand Yard Stare “Overall, the market does not like indecision.” Patrick Boyle 2009-05-02 15:15:03 The Thousand Yard Stare
3	“I'm talking to you right now, looking out at the ocean, it's a sunny day, waves are peeling off, my surfboard is in the back of my car... damn, I love it. I'm a songwriter. Pop singer. What a great job.” Chris Isaak 2009-05-03 21:01:53 The Thousand Yard Stare "Don't be so humble, you're not that great." Golda Meir 2009-05-03 23:28:50 The Thousand Yard Stare
4	“If you think you know what the hell is going on, you're probably full of shit.” Robert Anton Wilson 2009-05-04 18:07:00 The Thousand Yard Stare “By necessity, by proclivity, and by delight, we all quote. In fact, it is as difficult to appropriate the thoughts of others as it is to invent.” Ralph Waldo Emerson 2009-05-04 21:05:48 The Thousand Yard Stare
5	“If some great catastrophe is not announced every morning, we feel a certain void. Nothing in the paper today, we sigh.” John Emerich Edward Dalberg Acton 2009-05-05 22:14:20 The Thousand Yard Stare
6	"ziggurat smoking is dangerous to your health" some random punchline to a long forgotten joke 2009-05-06 15:12:06 The Thousand Yard Stare "I am so smart, I am so smart, S-M-R-T" Homer Simpson 2009-05-06 16:46:03 The Thousand Yard Stare “Sorrow comes to all...Perfect relief is not possible, except with time. You cannot now realize that you will ever feel better and yet you are sure to be happy again.” Abraham Lincoln 2009-05-06 17:41:34 The Thousand Yard Stare
7	“We will come and make a longer trip soon,” Christopher Shays 2009-05-07 17:20:06 The Thousand Yard Stare
8	"I'm getting too old for this...." Danny Glover in every lethal weapon movie 2009-05-08 19:06:57 The Thousand Yard Stare
9	“Fights can be dumped in a dozen ways. Sometimes everybody but the fighter knows. Sometimes only the fighter knows.” Budd Schulberg 2009-05-09 08:35:19 The Thousand Yard Stare "East bound and down, loaded up and truckin' a'we gonna do what they say can't be done" Jerry Reed 2009-05-09 21:09:39 The Thousand Yard Stare
10	"Act like a lady, think like a man" Steve Harvey (taken completely out of context reads much funnier) 2009-05-10 10:33:08 The Thousand Yard Stare
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13	“Comedy is tragedy plus time.” Carol Burnett 2009-05-13 02:33:20 The Thousand Yard Stare “Glory arrives too late when it comes only to one's ashes” Marcus Aurelius 2009-05-13 09:59:16 The Thousand Yard Stare
14	“Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human face.” Victor Hugo 2009-05-14 11:25:35 The Thousand Yard Stare
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16	“Music should strike fire from the heart of man, and bring tears from the eyes of woman.” Ludwig van Beethoven 2009-05-16 15:27:55 The Thousand Yard Stare
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19	"He's had success, and she's making us feel like he was a broke hobo that played a guitar on the street." Justin Jones 2009-05-19 22:54:24 The Thousand Yard Stare
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23	“Words are, of course, the most powerful drug used by mankind.” Rudyard Kipling 2009-05-23 03:01:24 The Thousand Yard Stare
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25	“Looks like you've lost the keys to the clue-mobile” Martin Poulter 2009-05-25 17:40:47 The Thousand Yard Stare
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31	“I just didn't want to make another movie about teenagers being stalked,” Wes Craven 2009-05-31 10:38:47 The Thousand Yard Stare