Mom and dad left me all weekend. It was cool hanging with @miss.malicious but I'm glad they are home. #revthecollie Posted on September 5, 2016 11:01 pm by The Thousand Yard Stare Comment 📂This entry was posted in Main
An ocean view and a bottle of rum. @bourbonandbordeaux invades Corpus Christi. Posted on September 3, 2016 5:22 pm by The Thousand Yard Stare Comment 📂This entry was posted in Main
Unexpected gift card at work = $20 bottle of Luxardo Cherries. #treatyoself #cocktails #maraschinocherries #luxardo Posted on September 2, 2016 4:29 am by The Thousand Yard Stare Comment 📂This entry was posted in Main
In honor of our upcoming One Year Anniversary show @ninesbar next Thursday we had this killer poster painted by @the_boozy_doodler. Presale tickets available on prekindle, see you there! Posted on September 1, 2016 7:21 pm by The Thousand Yard Stare Comment 📂This entry was posted in Main
Texas Theater. Kind of mind blowing. This is where I met @jerry_fedora in 2009 at Dallas Burlesque Festival and we began dfwburlesque.com shortly after (officially after a Ruby Revue show to be exact). Haven't been back since, it's a weird revisit. #mammaries #andmemoriestoo Posted on August 27, 2016 11:16 pm by The Thousand Yard Stare Comment 📂This entry was posted in Main
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Detail on the witco Tiki fountain my buddy just carved for us…. #witcofunandprofitablechainsawcarving #witco #badass #tiki #tikifountain #witcoinspired Posted on August 19, 2016 7:08 pm by The Thousand Yard Stare Comment 📂This entry was posted in Main
Totally forgot I had this one It's got a weird "butter" taste to it, like I'm drinking alcoholic melted butter. Strange, but still good. Posted on August 14, 2016 8:01 pm by The Thousand Yard Stare Comment 📂This entry was posted in Main
Shark fin picks. Why did I ever buy these? #useless Posted on August 13, 2016 9:39 pm by The Thousand Yard Stare Comment 📂This entry was posted in Main
Cashier: What are you going to do with that? Is that a sipper? Mix with Coke?Me: Tiki DrinksCashier: Is it a special occasion? A theme party?Me: It's kind of like an everyday thing…. #tikidrinkeveryday #lemonhart151 #lofi Posted on August 13, 2016 6:12 pm by The Thousand Yard Stare Comment 📂This entry was posted in Main