“Act like a lady, think like a man” Steve Harvey (taken completely out of context reads much funnier)

A while back, I made some (as normal) smart ass comment on a thread at Heartless Doll.

Little did I know, the subject would hit so close to home.

While in Houston, I was at my mother’s house, and she has this book. (!!!!)

I dared not ask her about it, and I secretly wanted to see where it was bookmarked, but I think the horror and sleeplessness that may have occurred as a result might have scarred me for life. So I avoided it.