The Thousand Yard Stare

Since @miss.malicious taunted me, I had to go get a @donqrum spiced rum swizzle at @industryalley – @johnnytightpants is taking care of business. Killing time before the show at @frankiesdowntown

Is there such a thing as a passive aggressive alpha dog? How did I end up with TWO? Neither of them sync with each other and always seem to alternate walking fast/slow between them to spite each other. I gotta be drinking to walk them at the same time. #bosleytheshihtzu #revthecollie #honeytreecollies

Rockin'

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Post manicure

More bees in the same water box! Those guys basically are telling my neighbor that an open box will not dissuade them from being there. #bees #honeybees

On a network conference call, making tinfoil hats out of aforementioned foil covered cube. #hanginthere