Ok, so seriously.
Today I went to pick up a picture frame at my local picture-frame-shop.
As I’m walking up to the counter, I spy a guy who seems to be flirting with the girl behind the counter. This in and of itself didn’t bother me.
Now, it had already been “one of those days” so I wasn’t really in the mood to be conversed with.
I walk up.
Him: So, how are you doing today?
Me: Uh, fine?
Him: Buying a frame, huh?
Me: Uh, yeah?
Him: What are you going to put in it?
Me: Uh, a picture?
Him: Uh….
Girl: Hee-hee-hee
Totally realizing that I just busted his chops in front of his lady-friend, I immediately counter with, “Well, I mean, what else would you put in there?”
Him: I don’t know. (He wasn’t helping his case at all)
So I just shut up, paid, and moved on.
Case closed.
