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  • “There’s nothing that stands up straighter than the truth” ~ Chuck Berry

    Seriously?  On TOP of the urinal?

    I seriously had to wonder what happened in the bathroom at work. Walked in, assumed the position, and lo and behold there were PUDDLES of urine on top of the urinal. We’re talking puddles here. Plural.  This is a pretty standard sized unit, not the smaller sized one.

    My office is pretty pro. We’ve got touchless water dispensers and plenty of signage on how to avoid spreading germs – along with extra trash cans by the bathroom doors so that you can open the door with a towel and then toss it. They are serious about germ spreading prevention. So to walk into a bathroom bladder explosion today was pretty odd.  Although, this was my “emergency” (high traffic) bathroom – close to my desk. I prefer to walk down to the other end of the building to the lower-volume bathroom. It’s paradise walking into that bathroom at 10am and the auto-dimmed lights come on because no one has been in there.

    So I forgot to look at the ceiling above the urinal to see if I could discern what actually happened. It was crazy.

    All the tornadoes and hail missed my dewberry bushes – and I got some berries!

    Hail:

    New Berries!

    Smoked my first brisket a few weeks ago.  Got some good feedback: “Pretty good for a rookie”


    Prepping for rubdown:

    Eight or so hours later:

    Feel like a man now. And part Texan.