Whooo!! My girlfriend just left on TOUR! I’m going to CAUSE SOME TROUBLE WHILE SHE’S GONE!!
Dropped her off at the airport, heading to the house, making some plans for tonight….
Yesiree, flying solo. Mmmm-hmmmm!
Warmed up some shrimp jambalaya, well, I’ll just just check facebook for a minute…..grab a beer….. uh..hey, it’s been almost an hour now.
No time for that, time to PAR-TAY!
Whoops, cats are hungry. Out of cat food. Driving in the rain, whistling at the opportunities that are heading my way. Whoa! Old lady running the checkout is flirting with me! I know I’ve GOT IT. Whooo!!
Make it home and feed the cats – well uh-oh. Dishwasher needs to be emptied, suppose I can handle that before the big night out. Ahh, shoot, better hand wash all these delicate items and bamboo cutting boards. You know what would make this better? Another beer! I’m just warmin’ up!
Sayyy, didn’t I DVR Mad Men last night? Need to check that out while I’m….uh….folding laundry? Darn it, didn’t I do that already? I need my work clothes to be clean. Well, beer makes it better (again). What do you think, Don?
Check facebook really quick…..darn it, there goes another hour. Wait! A Bee question, I’d better answer this e-mail now –
You know what? It’s getting kind of, erm, late.
Maybe I should get some rest and try this again tomorrow.