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“Families are about love overcoming emotional torture.” Matt Groening
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“I know this all sounds weird, but this is the way the world works.” Robert Boyd
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“Cooper would always kid me about my hats. He’d tell me I should get a bigger hat.” Clint Walker
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“Yeah, I know I’m ugly… I said to a bartender, ‘Make me a zombie.’ He said ‘God beat me to it.’” Rodney Dangerfield
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“If you can do a half-assed job of anything, you’re a one-eyed man in a kingdom of the blind.” Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.
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“Before enlightenment; chop wood, carry water. After enlightenment; chop wood, carry water.” Zen Proverb
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“We’ve hit a little bump, and we’re going full speed ahead.” Chuck Amato
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“Charlie Brown is the one person I identify with. C.B. is such a loser. He wasn’t even the star of his own Halloween special.” Chris Rock
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“You stay alive, baby. Do it for Van Gogh.” ~ Frank Booth
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“We learned a lot and lost a lot of sleep.” Mabel Smith
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