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  • “By necessity, by proclivity, and by delight, we all quote. In fact, it is as difficult to appropriate the thoughts of others as it is to invent.” Ralph Waldo Emerson

    Oh, it’s gotten so crazy around here.

    *looks over shoulder*

    *hushed tones*

    I can’t discuss it now.

    Speaking, however, of appropriation, I stole a funny line/quote from Andrea’s post on Heartless Doll’s “Pantylines” and incorporated it into my wordpress header. I seriously, SERIOUSLY thought about using Comic Sans*, but I knew that would go over like a…….uh…….something that wouldn’t go over very well.

    😉

    *Extra bonus pizza if you can name the font I used.


  • “Don’t be so humble, you’re not that great.” Golda Meir

    What a fucking great quote.

    Anyway – since I’m up, and for some reason I can’t sit still enough to do anything else, I’m updating tags and categories and cleaning up an assload of old LJ entries that will probably never see the light of day here.

    Unless you ask me for my secret password.

    Then…maybe.

    Or maybe not.

    *EDIT* They’re all gone. Too much of a time killer to edit those.

    I’m not sure how many blogs and stuff that I linked to will be exclaiming “What the hell is this guy doing??” – so now you now. And forewarned is fore-something or othered.


  • “I’m talking to you right now, looking out at the ocean, it’s a sunny day, waves are peeling off, my surfboard is in the back of my car… damn, I love it. I’m a songwriter. Pop singer. What a great job.” Chris Isaak

    Ahhh. Darn it.

    I’ve been struggling all day to write a song. My guitar has been in my hands more times than I can count – which is a good thing – but yet, I still haven’t gotten it together yet.

    Cleaned, napped, vacuumed, drank plenty of coffee – still nothing.

    I’m deluding myself that I might need a true acoustic guitar “to write songs on”, but that’s a bunch of crap. I never needed one before.

    *sigh*

    Just not the right time right now I guess.

    Also, I’d like to thank all the readers that came to my blog by way of searches for , “My nipples”, “My hairless”, and “prom mullet” which all somehow managed to hit my “About” page – and then someone actually took the time to look at it.

    Sorry to disappoint.

    LOL


  • “Experience is what allows us to repeat our mistakes, only with more finesse!” Random

    Arrggh.

    I may have made a critical mistake and burned some financial documents that I needed for the estate. It’s not enough that emotionally I’m having to forge through this stuff, but then to have done something pretty stupid like that?

    *sigh*

    So, instead, I’m stalling again and updating my wordpress.

    I’ll tell a little story about how one time I was robbed at gunpoint. (This is not the funny story that I previously mentioned).

    This was probably 1995, when I was working at Kay Bee Toys at Westwood Mall in Houston…..when it was still a mall (barely).

    Finally, I had gotten around to getting Monica (not my friend Monica – she worked at the toy store with me) to go out on kind of a proper “date”. Monica (#2) is the daughter of my surrogate mother Chris who took care of me at the poolhalls from 1990 onward. Yes, I semi-dated the bartender’s daughter. Such a stud.

    Anyway – it was about 4:30pm or 5:00pm and if I recall (daylight), Monica had been grounded for something, and wasn’t supposed to be out. I picked her up in the Olds station wagon (such a cool dude was I). I don’t recall having a plan of where to go – either go eat or something, but I needed cash. It’s still daylight – so we stop at the ATM at Hillcroft and Beechnut. This ATM is no longer there, the bank turned into a wing joint. So, I think I got out $60 bucks – although it might have been $200. I don’t remember.
    So, I’m getting back into my car and doing the “lean” where you’re putting your wallet back into your pocket, and I’m looking at Monica. All of a sudden I feel something on the back of my head. I hear the words, “Give me everything”. I move very slowly and I’m looking at this black dude who’s got a gun digging into the back of my head. I freeze and just drop my keys in my lap. He calmly says, “Pick them up, and give them to me”. I give him my keys, my wallet and the cash I had pulled out. He calmly leaves along with two of his buddies that were keeping lookout.

    Kind of freaking out, and not being able to drive anywhere, we get out of the car. Slowly.

    There’s a white dude at the ATM pulling out cash – who had been doing that the entire time not even noticing that we were being robbed. I say, “We were robbed!” He looks a little surprised, but kind of shrugs his shoulders. I was a little irritated, but what the hell did I expect him to do?

    So we went to the Little Ceasers pizza at the end of the strip (Ty will know which one I’m talking about) and called the cops. The cops pick us up, take us up to my regular poolhall which is right up the street and drop us off. Monica gets picked up, and Brian picked me up. He was hungry, so we go right back to the same ATM (where my car is sitting) and he gets out cash. Man we were stupid.

    Chris was SUPER pissed. She still brings it up sometimes when I see her. I did kind of date Monica off and on from then, but it never really went anywhere.

    Monica (#1) might remember me having to get all the locks changed at the Toy Store since all my keys were stolen.

    The cops did come by the Toy Store and showed me some pictures, but the guy that actually held the gun to my head was not in the pictures.

    So that’s that story.

    After I tell the story, and people usually say something like, “Wow, that’s crazy”. I have to remind myself that I was EXTREMELY lucky that the guy was calm. If he had been a jittery crackhead, I probably would have been shot – dead. All these stories about “invincible” teenagers makes me think of that day.

    Just because it makes me feel better, Lucy always jumps into my lap when I’m on the computer:

    lucy


  • “When you sell a man a book, you don’t sell him 12 ounces of paper and ink and glue – you sell him a whole new life.” Christopher Morley

    I’m back from the store.

    Pet Peeve: People who EAT while at the grocery store. I don’t know why that bugs me, but there was a dude walking around chowing down on a corn dog. A CORN DOG. Mind you, this was the (dare I say it) nice Kroger that I usually go to. I don’t usually see rednecks eating corndogs and shopping for groceries.

    Why the hell is there no non-fat milk at the store on Friday nights??

    Is there a non-fat rush for the weekend? I got a quart of 1% and a quart of 2% (with OMEGA 3 added).

    Total shout out to my friend Monica. She knew I was down as I’ve had a lot happen recently and so she sent me the best gift of all – BOOKS. I don’t know how she did it, I haven’t talked to her in about 15 years or so, but she picked the perfect books for me.

    Here they are:

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    I’ve been wanting to read the Stephen Colbert book. (I like the show, but I enjoy reading his kind of authoritative/commanding humor rather than watching it. Much like Saturday Night Live, I only seem to enjoy it when they start laughing at their own jokes on camera.) SO, Perfect Book #1. Totally my type of dry, deadpan humor.

    Perfect Book #2 is “How to be a Villain”. Totally my style, it’s a primer on how to be a villain (and I suppose take over the world). I can’t wait to start wearing a pencil-thin moustache. Hee-hee-hee. Whoops. Good thing that book teaches you how to laugh like a villain. “Hee-hee-hee” may not cut it.

    I honestly don’t know how she picked the perfect books. But she did. They did their job and they’re lifting my spirits so I thank her.

    There is probably one more thing I can write about today – but I may wait until tomorrow as it’s pretty funny. I’m drinking an excellent mocha (I have finally sussed the De Longhi out) and I’m going to go watch “Burn After Reading” and possibly “The Spirit”. I haven’t heard anything about The Spirit, but I’m looking foward to B.A.R. So the funny story may wait until tomorrow.