I think….
I deserve….
a nice…
cold….
Shiner Light.
🙂
Bottoms Up!
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“Back yards are being transformed into luxurious extensions of the house. They’re the new favorite room to relax, entertain, and cook. And the heart and soul of the backyard resort area is the concrete patio.” Jim Peterson
Some lumber fairies came overnight and now my back-back-patio is in the beginning stages of cleanup. HOPEFULLY, I can get this all ready for some summer BBQ parties.
And also, I caught some crap for the amount of shoes that I own. Apparently, as a dude, I should only have three.
I picked up a new shoe rack to organize them.
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“It is not the ship in the water but the water in the ship that sinks it”
Estimated time for novice: 1 hour
Actual time for novice with stoner house and 70’s plumbing: 4 hours (three separate trips to Lowes included)
Before:
After:
And I’m really not done. It’s leaking a little…..but it’s just minimal drops. Right now I’m putting a bucket under it and keeping the water on. I’m THIRSTY!!
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“If anything I consider myself non-violent, I’m from the hippy era, peace, love, groovy.” Rick James
I hate to bring it up – since I often complain about it…..
The people who owned the house before I did were stoners.
That’s in and of itself is OK. I don’t mind stoners.
The problem is when you’re a stoner, and you own a home, you end up doing everything……half way.
Any project that I start around the home is guaranteed to take 3 times longer than it should.
The mental defect that they had LAST time THEY worked on whatever it is that I’m working on now – always manages to indicate that it was either poorly thought out, or halfway finished with incorrect materials.
The long and the short of it is that I probably shouldn’t start a project on Sunday evening at seven o’clock thinking I’ll finish it that day.