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  • “You silly twisted boy.” Spike Milligan

    So, PBR and Advil – bad idea?

    My TMJ is killing me. Thanks to a hellaciously stressful week at work, my jawbone muscles are sore and aching. Rather than do my facial exercises (yes, they do look as goofy as you’re imagining right now), I’m opting for the beer and Advil relaxation method. Maybe I’ll call it PBAdvil. Or Advipbr.

    I don’t really feel like detailing my boring work. Let’s just boil it down to: Troubleshooting.

    After five days of solving severe, severe problems, (well, severe in my line of business anyway) I took a long lunch and went to Guitar Center.  Managed to get my hands on a doublecut Gibson that I’d been curious about the neck on.

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    Ole Yeller

    I’m not a fan of doublecuts. At all. I was interested in the neck, and the P90. (PBR90?) The P90 sounded cool, but was missing some bottom end. *DING* The lightbulb goes on over my head.  That’s what the bass guitar is for. Duhhh.  For some reason I’ve had it in my head that some of that bass *thunk* should be pushed out of whatever guitar I’ve been playing. Duh (again). Sometimes I don’t know why my brain works that way, I swear. I would borrow the kiddo’s bass, but it’s a lefty. Last time I faked some bass I used one of my guitars and an octave pedal. Bleah.

    Some of my recording equipment has made it out near the amps; I’ve now realized that I’m never going to practice enough that I feel comfortable recording – so I might as well practice while I’m writing songs and recording.
    So here is my pet peeve for today: Removable Trailer Hitches

    If you live anywhere in the Southern States, you’re likely to see them on the backs of big trucks. Also to be found on cars of People-who-need-to-get-stuff-done™.

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    Here’s my problem with them. They’re REMOVABLE. So why the HELL doesn’t anyone remove them??

    When I was in my slight fender bender a while back,  the truck that hit the car that hit me had one. There was a mid-size SUV behind him, impaled onto his trailer hitch.  I vividly remember him jamming on the accelerator dragging her car with him (dangerous) while she had her wheels screaming in reverse (unsafe). He was obviously a working dude, so I’m not going to fault his hitch-ness.  When I’m driving home, however, I have to consciously think about the truck in front of me – whether I need to possibly plan for a 6-8 inch metal spear that may pierce my radiator should I happen to rear end anyone.  There was also a time at one of my old apartments where a dude in huge truck had backed up to the mailboxes, and I caught his (removable) hitch with my shin.

    You know pain, right? The blinding, cripping, I’m-not-moving and unable to even cry out in pain kind of pain?

    My shin had that pain. Boy oh boy did I have that pain. Luckily I was a nice guy and swore under my breath. I’m pretty sure I blamed myself for running into it.  I should have….uh….ok, I’m not posting that on the internet.

    My point is that there is only a small percentage of people who use trailer hitches on a daily basis. Just take the damn things off your trucks if you’re a weekend warrior or something. You really need to leave it on 24/7? Are you going to lose it if you take it off? You must have bigger problems.