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- “Supermarket automatic doors open for me; therefore, I am.” Craig Bruce
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- “Sometimes I lie awake at night, and ask, ‘Where have I gone wrong?’ Then a voice says to me, ‘This is going to take more than one night.’” Charles M. Schulz
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- “Never underestimate the power of a snappy quote” Sam Singer
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- “Do you have any problems, other than that you’re unemployed, a moron, and a dork?” John McEnroe
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- “A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap.” Mitch Hedberg
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- “Sorrow is the mere rust of the soul. Activity will cleanse and brighten it.” Samuel Johnson
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- Tag :Estate Executor, General Life
- “The movie medium will eventually take its place as art because there is no other medium of interest to so many people” Irving Thalberg
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- “You know, I had a great aunt once who said if you stare at a beautiful woman too long, you turn to stone. She was partially right.” Unknown
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- “In nine lifetimes, you’ll never know as much about your cat as your cat knows about you.” Michel de Montaigne
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- “Even silence speaks” Hausa Proverb
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