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  • “The first rule of grifting is, you can’t cheat an honest man.” ~ Hustle

    A friend mentioned the other day that I don’t talk to her the way that she has heard me talk to customers by phone. 99% of my work is phone based and occasionally I “bring my work home with me” when it’s more convenient to call from the house (rather than drive all the way to the office for one phone call). I thought about what she said and it’s definitely true. When I’m asking a customer (a retail store employee) to do something, I’m trying to be as persuasive as possible. The dynamic range of my voice becomes wider, I stay in the higher part of the range, I’m enthusiastically upbeat…..

    Is that me in my day-to-day? Certainly not. If I started talking that way around the house, or even out at the burlesque shows,  it would sound phony. I’m sure it sounds somewhat phony when I call the stores too – but once they’re in that conversation, I use mah werds to reel them in and make them work for me. Does it always work? No way, I’m not THAT good. I’ve taken some difficult situations and talked people “off the ledge” and got some work out of them.  I gauge their interest in helping me and change strategies if needed.  In some ways, I guess I’m kind of a “closer”. When all else fails, they send me in to assess the situation, clean up the damage and make everybody happy. Watch the video below, when they’re talking about degrees of intensity, it’s a great example of changing your approach. Also, Don LaFontaine is a funny dude. Apparently he’ll record answering machine messages. *HERO*


  • “What was the competition? Well, I remember this Puerto Rican who came out in a short skirt and a gun.” Sarah Vaughan

    It was date night last night, which was fortunate, because we saw a really cool show at The Kessler. For those of you “not in the know”, the Kessler is located in Oak Cliff. Once renowned for crime (and punishment), North Oak Cliff has swung the pendulum. Isn’t it always where the rent is cheap that the artists flock? It’s kind of got a bohemian vibe going on. There are still douche-y spots, but overall it all ends up balancing out with all the typical cheap-rent auto-repair joints, fruterias, and hair salons.  Overall I give the Kessler a huge thumbs up – it’s a vintage theater with great views from all angles in the house. The bar is well run and the food is great. Anyway, enough about my Yelp review of  the venue.

    Since I’m kind of burned out on Burlesque shows, it was really nice to see a well run sideshow element. Honestly, I’ve never seen sword swallowing in person nor human blockhead stuff, but it all meshed really well. The MC Donny Vomit was great, and the dancers Little Miss Firefly, Go-Go Amy and Heather Holliday all put on a great show.  Would totally suggest that you go see them if they pass through your town.

    One of my favorite parts of the show was the musical opener Eddy Price. I totally did not expect this guy rockin’ out.

    As I mentioned, there is a douche element to North Oak Cliff and for the life of me I cannot figure out why the crowd at the Kessler (specifically for this show) was unlike ANY of the crowds that ever go to the regular burlesque shows around town. I did see one of the Lollie Bombs there, but in terms of local support, I don’t think there was much.

    It DID sell out all the seating and I had to buy SRO since we’re last minute planners, so it’s great that fiscally it was good for the Peepshow to make its way here.

    So, back to the crowd. This guy Eddy was rockin’. I mean ROCKIN’.  ‘Verb was cranked, he’s wailin, the drums are thumpin and he’s killing it. Seriously, he was great.  The entire crowd was….motionless. They’re all just sitting there. I’m not sure if they just didn’t know how to respond…… or what.  I was head bobbin’ and my mouth is all sore from wolf whistling all night long, but he was seriously in need of some positive feedback.  In fact, I don’t feel like the Peepshow really got the props from the crowd that it deserved – especially for the quality of the show.

    Great show, good times.


  • “Invention, my dear friends, is 93% perspiration, 6% electricity, 4% evaporation, and 2% butterscotch ripple. ” Willy Wonka

    I have to say, as I mercilessly plug a burlesque show, that the marketing scheme cooked up by vivadallasburlesque is genius. Ingenious even.

    Their upcoming show is a Charlie and the Chocolate Factory theme – here’s the flyer:

    The thing that REALLY impressed me is that they’re running a “Golden Ticket” marketing campaign.  In an era where most people use Facebook as a their sole source of advertising, the addition of the “hunt” element was really a cool idea. I almost wanted to feign sickness and start driving around town looking for these tickets. I know where a few of them are, but I bet I can’t get there before someone else does. I’ll try this weekend maybe. Frequent the places the tickets are known to be….spend some cash at these places so they know that this was effective marketing….

    Seriously, how much more fun could this be?

     

    *EDIT*

    Here’s a pic from Facebook:


  • “No endeavor that is worthwhile is simple in prospect; if it is right, it will be simple in retrospect.” Edward Teller

    One of the things that has gotten on my nerves recently is how poorly people disseminate information to the masses.

    Since I focus primarily on burlesque shows, my experiences as essentially a “link collector” have made me realize how poorly people use the social networks available to them. Also folding into this small section is good utilization of website design and advertisement. While this applies to burlesque events, it could apply to band promotion efforts as well.  This isn’t to say that there are not golden examples of perfect promotion – I’ve seen some recently that I am really impressed by.  While these tips would definitely make my life easier, that isn’t the point of this entry.  I’m hoping this helps people promote any kind of event consistently.

    1) This might seem simple and silly to even mention, but whenever you list an event, list your website/event posting (more on this below), the Venue, Venue Address (including city/state), Date of Event, Time (if known), and Cover Charge (if known).  Every single time. Even if you think every single person that visits knows EXACTLY where to go, list the address anyway. The web is global. You never know when Bob the Insurance salesman might be rolling into town for the weekend looking for something to do. He doesn’t know which venues have been in town for years. You’re not trying to attract people who have been to the venue before, are you? I’m assuming here that you want new people to discover whatever talent it is you have to display. Bonus points if you actually link to the venue website – after all, they’re hosting your event. Shouldn’t you want to scratch their back? Venues like it when customers say, “I came here because I saw they linked to you, and I really like your website.”  Also, some (most) people like to view the venue website to get an idea of how sketchy the area/venue is before they go there. Nothing like rolling into a biker bar in a full suit because you assumed that “Dan Friendly’s Speakeasy” was in fact, a Speakeasy.

    2) If you do not have your own URL, get one. It’s not hard. WordPress hosts free blogs – which is really all you need these days. Even if you only create that blog for the one event, it’s worth having something to point to. It’s easy to customize, and gives your event a “base of operations” rather than hoping that the venue posts your event on their calendar. (Your event is your destiny, and leaving it to the venue to promote is a lost cause in the social media hurricane).  A URL really is a luxury item – it’s nice to have (exclusivity!) but absolutely not necessary. Also, it’s pretty short sighted to expect that a Facebook event post is your only attempt at promotion. Even if you only post the items from Step 1., making a “base” allows people to get the most up to date info in a single place.  As an example, there are media outlets (who are ALWAYS hungry for content) who have linked to MY site when they mention an event. Great for me, good for the event, but really, shouldn’t they be linking to the event owner? I’d love to think that I’m on top of all changes to the event, but I’m not. *

    3) If you go to the trouble of creating a sweet flyer for your event – MAKE SURE THAT PEOPLE CAN SEE AND READ THE FLYER. I’ve spent countless hours of my time scrutinizing the main event image of a happening on Facebook, then tracking down someone involved with the event who actually posted a readable version of the flyer in their personal photos. It seems pretty rare that event creators post the full size flyer anywhere near the event page.  The event “wall” is a great place to post a full size version of the flyer.  Alongside this, make sure that the flyers online are optimized. That means, make sure that the flyer is of reasonable size. Everyone’s monitor displays differently, I get that. But making a flyer that is 1500 pixels wide and 1.5 MB is too freaking big.

    4) Be consistent. Consistency is good for promotion. Make a checklist. When you update one source, update them all. Making twelve different flyers is great, but having twelve different flyers with twelve different sets of information spread across the wide, wide web, makes it extremely confusing for the average person who might be interested. If you’re in a time crunch, just keep with Step 1 and 2, and then the most reliable information will always be available at whatever URL or blog you’ve set up.

    Nobody said promotion was easy. I guess I am though. It is easy.

    * I didn’t mention Twitter, but I’m kind of old school. I don’t have a smart phone, and really could give a crap about it. There are applications and websites that allow you to schedule tweets – which are definitely of use (send out reminders to your followers about your upcoming show 2 weeks out, 1 week out, 2 days out, 1 day out, then day of?). I just don’t have much use for it.


  • “One out of four people in this country is mentally unbalanced. Think of your three closes friends; if they seem OK, then you’re the one.” Ann Landers

    I hope everyone out in internetland had a good 4th!

    My day was primarily spent at my brother’s house with his family and my adorable nephews.  My ankle was really hurting today – in no small part due to a stupid decision to wear my thick soled creepers to Friday night’s burlesque show.  So while I didn’t get to run around with my most mobile nephew, he’s now at that really awesome age where he can express himself really well and we had a lot of great conversations. Since I’m “the uncle that throws him around” I did some kid-tossing and he seemed satisfied.

    Felt like crap most of the day – not sure exactly why.  It may be mostly mental – my brother had a slideshow set up on his TV that cycles through about 12,000 of his photos that he and his wife have taken over the years. Many of them included my father – which of course is a stark reminder that this weekend I’m travelling to spread his ashes. That, coupled with my daughter being out of town with her grandparents on my ex-wife’s side left me in an odd place.

    I’m about to the point where I’m not getting anything done, and frustration sets in if I do anything to force it – so I’m really attempting to just let it all slide.


  • “I’ve been on a calendar, but never on time.” Marilyn Monroe

    Well, I started a calendar so that I can hopefully keep track of the burlesque stuff happening out and about in the DFW metroplex.

    There’s a lot going on (including classes).

    Work in progress:

    The Calendar

    I also managed to get an RSS feed going off that same calendar (to the right of this blog, underneath my green hair) so that people can quickly glance and see what’s coming up.

    It’s pretty hard to track all this info down, if you have any information that needs to be added – don’t hesitate to let me know.


  • “I found there was only one way to look thin, hang out with fat people.” Rodney Dangerfield

    I opened my blog to search engines again and for the same reason I quit that last time is happening again…..

    Since I posted Ren & Stimpy’s Naked Beach Party clip, search engines have hit my blog for “naket beach” and “naked men on beach”. *Sigh*

    In other news, I forgot that when I was at the burlesque show on Sunday night, one of the acts was a sideshow guy. He needed volunteers, so I went up and got to be part of the “Gay Table” act. It was pretty fun – we had knives juggled around us while us four balanced on each other as a table.

    One of the dancers used Imelda May’s “Big Bad Handsome Man” to her burlesque act. Speaking of Imelda May, she posted a new video today:

    And also, I found a rockin’ version she did of an 80’s classic:


  • “I usually take a two hour nap from one to four” Yogi Berra

    I took a nap a little earlier and I’m feeling better after this weekend. Friday and Saturday night some friends and I went to a burlesque festival – it was a lot of fun. We ate sushi at some place I’ve never gone on Friday. At the show, drinks were plentiful and made merry – and looked at the pretty girls.

    BTW – I totally stole these from my friends since I didn’t take my camera. There were approximately 50 performers total over the two nights, so this obviously is just a sample.

    “There’s plenty more fish in the sea” is a very quick, glib way of explaining the truth. And the truth is………………

    ……there are plenty of women in the world that will “get” you. You just have to seek them out.

    I’m working on a project again after realizing that life is short. I’ll update as the project gets harder (which it is already hard, but for some reason I chose superbowl sunday to start again)

    My piano class is fun – I keep getting included on the really hard stuff. Two tests coming up this week – RnR History and Texas Politics. I’m really not taking this semester seriously (unfortunately) but I’m sure I’ll be fine. I’ve been practicing guitar like a mofo and I’m happy to report that I’m very pleased with my progress. Woodshedding (when done right) works.

    On the way:


  • “We’ll have a totally different look, and we’ll spread it around. We should have great balance.” Mark Few

    2010 shall be my year of “balance”.

    Letting myself stress out about stuff that really isn’t that big of a deal is making me tired.

    So, among other self-improvements I’m attempting this year, overall balance is a plan.

    The burlesque shows were a lot of fun. Lots of pretty women and enthusiastic dancing. There were a lot of interesting performances – some that I was quite surprised to see.

    This was going to be a long entry, but I’m tired and my head hurts.